Pledge of Allegiance

Good people of the service tree

Remember you are free

Good people who will dare

Bite the hands of those who strip you bare

 

Hear their public cry, the anthem of a soulless world:

When it sucks, then suck it up

When it’s tough, just toughen up

Let’s pledge allegiance to the nag

Of the twisted states of mind

And to the pretense for which it stands

One insanity under God, indivisible, with captivity and injustice for all

 

Good people under tyranny

Remember you are many

Good people who are bowing low

Stop reaping what they sow

 

Hear them proclaim the chorale of a faceless world:

When it sucks, man, just man up

When it’s rough, just brush it up

Let’s pledge allegiance to the drag

Of the perverted state of humankind

And to the degeneracy for which it stands

One inanity under fraud, indivisible, with absurdity and mortis for all

 

Good people of the service tree

Remember you are free

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